Santa's a Stoner Holiday Greeting Card

Send your favorite cookie enthusiast a little holiday hilarity with Santa's a Stoner, a funny stoner Christmas card that connects some very suspicious dots.

The late-night activity. The jovial giggles. The obsession with cookies. We all suspected this, right? He's an indica guy, clearly!

For the friend who appreciates a good Santa joke and a very well-stocked snack cupboard, this holiday greeting card delivers the giggles before the cookies even arrive.

The merry little details

• 5 x 7-inch greeting card
• Printed on gorgeous 60lb Polar Matte stock
• Envelope included
• Designed, created, printed, cut, packed, and shipped by the Sprinkle Squad in our tiny studio in Saco, Maine

Actual humans, actual creativity, and plenty of cookie-fueled effort go into our products. Thank you for supporting our little studio!

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