He might want an official Red Ryder, carbine-action; two hundred shot range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time - we all know that he's gonna shoot his eye out.
These wood-slice Christmas Ornaments are guaranteed to bring holiday hilarity to your decor! Get a chuckle from your guests with it's funny catchphrase, and enjoy the rustic look of a wood slice ornament.
Wood slice ornaments are made from tree branch slices, they will vary in shape and size but will be generally within 3 1/2 -4 inches. Imperfections are should be expected. Returns will not be granted based off of size/shape/imperfections of any sort.
