• Hand holding a green wooden ornament with 'Not High Enough For This' text.
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  • Hand holding a round wooden sign with text 'Not High Enough For This' on a wooden floor.
  • Hand holding a green wooden sign with text 'Not High Enough For This' against a blurred background.
  • Decorative Christmas tags with humorous text on a display stand.
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Not High Enough Wood Slice Ornament

Not High Enough Wood Slice Ornament

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
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You've had 11 months to prepare. Your therapist's billable hours are insane. How many gummies are too many to deal with family for the holidays?

Bring some holiday hilarity to your decor with the Not High Enough wood slice Christmas ornament. Its funny catchphrase gives your guests a chuckle, while the natural wood slice adds a rustic touch to your tree.

Each ornament is made from a real tree branch slice, so natural variations in shape, size, and imperfections give every piece its own character. Ornaments generally measure 3 1/2 to 4 inches.

Please note: Returns will not be granted based on size, shape, or natural imperfections.

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