• Two wooden ornaments with text held by a person against a blurred background.
  • A close-up of a round wooden hanging ornament with white text reading 'DECK THE HALLS & NOT YOUR FAMILY' on a black-painted face, suspended from a pegboard. Partial red ornaments are visible at the left edge.
  • Wooden ornament with text 'Deck the halls & not your family' hanging on a pegboard.
  • Red and black wooden Christmas tree slice ornaments hanging on a white pegboard, with the central ornament reading 'DECK THE HALLS & NOT YOUR FAMILY' in white text.
  • Hand holding two Christmas ornaments with humorous text against a blurred background
  • Two circular decorations with text on a neutral background
  • Wooden ornament with text 'Deck the halls & not your family' hanging on a pegboard.
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Deck the Halls and Not Your Family Wood Slice Ornament

Deck the Halls and Not Your Family Wood Slice Ornament

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
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Color: Red
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Because the toughest thing about the holidays is not knocking out Uncle Ron's dentures.

Bring some holiday hilarity to your tree with the Deck the Halls and Not Your Family wood slice Christmas ornament. Its funny catchphrase gives your guests a chuckle, while the natural wood slice adds a rustic touch to your Christmas decor.

Choose from two color options:

  • White letters on red
  • White letters on black

Each ornament is made from a real tree branch slice, so natural variations in shape, size, and imperfections give every piece its own character. Ornaments generally measure 3 1/2 to 4 inches.

Please note: Returns will not be granted based on size, shape, or natural imperfections.

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